Pink Friday Gossip Column #1 || SUPER HAPPY FUN SEIZURE TIME!!

Okay so I've made a comeback to blogging and before you guys judge over my Title for this blog, its not what you think. I happen to like Chris even when hes Crazy! Yes...I've admitted it, and he just happens to be one of the most REAL guys you can ever come across, no matter what you guys oppionate of this guy. 

Anyway the main point of this post is to update you guys on the happenings around Hollywood and Gossip you've prob not of heard of yet (or maybe!), and I'll try to update you guys every Friday when I can.


CHRIS CROCKER FINALLY GOES NUTS!



This Chris Crocker Edition brings you this hilarious-genius vid from YouTube done up in a remix that'll have you laughing till your on the floor crying. I know I was...

okay..so maybe this wasnt for you..maybe!!

but heres the actual vid of Chris's little tirade he's on!

"Pink Friday Gossip Column"

In Other news...

DIRTY Dancing is a classic film. If you havnt seen the original, better hurry because Hollywood is about to ruin it with a another freaking millionth remake!
Rumour has it that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are set to be cast in the lead roles, originally played by the late great Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey.
While Bieber and Cyrus have their good points, trust me---they're completely wrong for the roles!!
HOLLYWOOD, DONT DO IT!  PLEASE!

"Oh hidy ho Officer, we've had a Doozy Of A Day"....

This Year Spring Break is cut short, with the Perfect love story...with a High Body Count!

"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a Doozy Of A Day.."

I dont think people realise how awesomenly popular that infamous quote has seem to become :)
People seem to have taken a liken to that, and who can blame em...that sole quote is the reason why I fell in love with the Movie, and why Alan Tudyk may just be the greatest fuckin comedian ever to grace cinematic history!

Tucker and Dale are two lovable West Virginian Hillbillies, that are headed to their "fixer-upper" vacation cabin to drink beer, do some fishin' and have a good time!
But when they run into a bunch of shit-faced preppy college kids who assume from their looks that they must be in-bred, chainsaw wielding killers, Tucker and Dale's vacation takes a bloody and hilarious turn for the worse.

This movie has got to be just one of the rare genre comedies that perfectly nails it with its blend of grue, guffaws and gag reflexes.
Tucker & Dale first premeired exclusively in Austin during the SXSW 2010 and since just been pretty stagnant and sitting on the shelf for the better past two years.
Now Why??!???
Cuz' its the razor blade tool used in Camp Crystal Lake, shed with rusty remakes and dull, whitless horror sequels that seem to have littered the cinemas for the past going years.
Tucker (Tudyk) and Dale (Labine from a Good Old Fashioned Orgy) are a pair of gut guzzling hillbillie pals who plan on spending their vacation relaxing in an old, but new upstate type of summer home in the woods. 
Upon encountering these kids at a Last Chance Gas Station, a group of clean-cut frat kids lead by alpha male Chad (Moss), Tucker urges Dale to talk to leggy blonde Allison (Bowden), but the anxious smiles and freakishly large appearence only happens to frighten the city kids.
Okay a lil bit of a spoiler here *SPOILER ALERT*..
But the dopest death to happen in this film was to have the frat kid high on something, and completely runs afoul of a sternum-piercing tree branch right into his gut, whilst being chased by a terrified Tucker.
Of course after that, the kids assume that his death was caused by the murderous handywork of the two rednecks from the gas station, and from then on it leads to a whole pile of shit of, Havoc, Chaos & Pandamonium!



Tucker & Dale's highly genius running gag is that the whole nightmarish scenario is just a big misunderstanding.
With teens dying all around them, Tucker & Dale are left to think that theyre under siege by some sort of death cult.
Im going to end this film review by saying that its an excellent comedy with terrific horror elements that was one Hell of a crowd pleaser at my local cinema. The audience ate it up and loved every minute of it. This is what sharp writing is all about, old school, when writing actually mattered, over speacial effects. And there is plenty of those. It is very rare that I can praise a comedy/horror film, only because we no longer care about the writing. Its all about Star Power without chemistry or behind the scenes, just what might actually make a buck. And, obviously even clear results do not stop "the machine" from making utter crud. This film in other words may just fit into the categories such as Bromance, Comedy, Horror and maybe even in Indie. Ohh..and did I mention?? Theres Chemistry?? Talent?? YUP. All There. So get on it...like LEGIT!! This could be incredible profitable, if only I wish my Blog had more power to get the word out there, but not only on a film like this,but on more important future upcoming films that are bound to become loved by the masses from around the world, such as Bad Kids Go To Hell .
I hope this does the trick.






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